Unfortunately the airlines messed up and forgot to schedule a pilot for the private plan we chartered to Cancun. This is tragic because it means we won't be competing in any wet t-shirt contests this year and will lose our back to back championship title.
Instead I guess I will garden and work on my bike. Who knows what the rest of the staff is up to.
I heard some rumors that other Insurgent collective members are going to bake me a cake, then hitch to the tree sit in Humbolt.